Randal RII 180mm and 150mm

Posted: 2019-03-29 in Gear Reviews
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Randals put hair on your chest.

Having a set of Randals in the house will make your butter soften faster on the countertop.

Randals keep soda from going flat.

If you have an erection after riding your Randals for more than 4 hours, don’t call a doctor, call more ladies.

Besides that, a Randal a day keeps the doctor away.

If Chuck Norris were a longboard, Randals would be the only acceptable truck.

Randals keep your plants from wilting (yes, even those plants )

Unbeknownst to the world, The Beatles rode longboards bearing Randals across the sidewalk on the cover of Abbey Road. The Queen, fearing riots in the streets, had the longboards removed.

An unknown German skater jumped the Berlin wall on a board with Randals. This set into motion the events that brought it down.

Miley Cyrus was buying a longboard and asked Chad Kroeger which trucks were best for sliding. Chad told her that Gunmetals were, and that he rode Gunmetals every day.

Ben Franklin invented bifocals in the hopes that one day, someone would use them to make Randals.

Randals are not allowed in The Virgin Islands. To bring a set of Randals ashore would render them as simply The Islands.

The Rocky Mountains didn’t exist until skate pioneers crossed the Great Plains. The Earth said “This continent is much too flat for trucks like that,” and from the loins of its union, begat the greatest mountain range on Earth to honor Randal trucks.

Aliens exist. They shy away from this planet because they just can’t compete with Randals.

I’m not a gynecologist, but I’ll take a look. No, I didn’t stay at a Holiday Inn last night, I just ride Randals.

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